Things about Marvel...

that Disney should have considered:

Batman is plausibly gay:

See how the other three name women?

... I don't think that needs words....

Superman might possibly be... um.... festive too.

Superman is being ridden by a cowboy.... >>

Marvel has a Legion of Losers

They also have a
GIANT SIZE MAN THING

My all time favourite:

Rainbow Boy



Never mind all that. I don't have time to post all of them without ending up in stitches. Go to
SUPERDICKERY.COM
and see the rest of the amazing things Marvel has.
I'm partial to Stupor Powers

Also, all images are copyright Marvel now Disney and I own nothing. Only the stitch in my side.

*snerk* Rainbow Boy

And before I go. One last one:
If you see a dinosaur, you are gay.