Haiz

As a girl, my ‘market price’ drops after some time. My biological clock is ticking down like the seconds of a bomb.

 

My family is not helping, putting a lot of pressure on me to get a boyfriend. Normally I wouldn’t mind but the list of criteria is a little stupid.

 

Okay, let’s take a look at my list:

1. Christian (Or at least, not going to try to convert me)
2. Chemistry (We gotta click, ya know)
3. Altruistic (I like kind people. A lot.)
4. Intelligent (Cause technical talk always turns me on)

Now, let’s take a look at my family’s list:

1. Christian
2. Non-smoker
3. Intelligent
4. Earn moderate to high pay
5. Not black
6. Not dark skinned
7. Not from the middle east
8. Chinese or can understand Chinese
9. Can speak Hokkien
10. Can speak English
11. From Kuching
12. Not ‘Soft’

Can someone please, please, please point me in the direction of such a guy?

 

I know a lot of great guys. They’re either taken, gay, or don’t fulfil my family’s wishes. (I’m Asian. It matters. A lot.)

 

I mean seriously. Coursemates? Either taken, or not altruistic enough for me.Uni-mates? Mostly not Christian. Christian friends? No chemistry. I have the kind of awkward silence that you get with acquaintances. I couldn’t really get into a relationship with someone I didn’t like straight off the bat.

 

WTF can all the eligible boys please holler? Please? Please?