Bloody sodding old generation

I cannot hear you.

I'm wearing headphones.

Giant. Sony. Surround. Sound. Head. Phones.

I can't sodding hear you.

Do you read me? Do you understand the fact that because I'm wearing EAR/HEADPHONES (caps needed) I cannot hear you over my music?

Why is it that you understand it when it's my brother but it's not me?

Am I supposed to read your lips from upstairs?

AM I?

Digressing.

Yes. I'm slow. I'm bloody slow. I'm sodding painfully slow. MY BRAIN DOES NOT KEEP UP.

Deal the bloody fuck with it.